if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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