My nipple is on Facebook.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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