She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i out mim tonsoeep
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