ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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