I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
is it fun? or sober?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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