It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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