Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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