is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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