so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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