Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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