Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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