Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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