I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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