It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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