IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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