Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
