she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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