She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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