mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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