I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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