Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
its liver damage thursday
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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