Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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