do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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