Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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