I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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