dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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