I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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