Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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