Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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