And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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