her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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