I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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