My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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