I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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