Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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