Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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