I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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