Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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