I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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