ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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