he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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