new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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