I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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