redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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