what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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