okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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