Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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