Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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