Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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