white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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