I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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