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say what?
wanna hang out?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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