Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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