You can't motorboat a personality
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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