I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she woke up with a sticky ear
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
and you fell through a lawn chair
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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