So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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