Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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