And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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